this clip from make some noise s1e8 with oscar montoya and brennan lee mulligan is the only super mario bros content i care about personally
brennan lee mulligan has the greatest superpower: the unlimited ability to make an absolutely off-the-cuff monologue and then follow it up with the ultimate turnaround. he can share the power with others
but credit also needs to be firmly planted in the hands of oscar for hearing the prompt say “dramatic video game cutscene” and then going “got it, mario and luigi.”
No joke I feel like half of the posts I see on this website everyday are about faggots, dykes and trannies. They’re all about love and sexuality. Yes even the shitpost one, idc. I feel like we’ve created this community where the fags trannies and dykes can be very outspoken about themselves, even parts that feel taboo to many people. I think this is beautiful.
“haha very good post Tumblr user catgirlbutthole” look at me. This is a good example. On what other website will a trans woman have this sort of username without getting constant negative attention.
following a comic writer on their tumblr must be fucking wild because for the most part you know them by their work and you get a very distinct impression of the characters, but then the writer will reblog something like “i’m gonna have sex with this dragon” and tag it with a character name.
being mutuals with a comic writer on tumblr is fucking wild because sometimes they will reblog a post from you and tag it with their character and when you go to look the post says “don’t pretend to like MILFs if you can’t handle saggy breasts” and you just have to deal with the fact that really it’s on you for reblogging the post in the first place
I’m not saying, like, pretend that they already are domesticated and treat them like exotic Cats.
I mean begin the Long Domestication process.
We’ve already started! They’re already sharing environments with us! They have the wits! They’re quite adaptable! They eat many diverse foodstuffs! It’s a fantastic seed lineage! I’m sure if we applied ourselves we could have a really solid pedigree line in like 2 centuries, tops!
Look at the morphological diversity of Pigeon and Dog! Look at what we did with the temperaments of Aurochs and Boar, that we could arrive at Cow and Pig! Behold the massive success of Chicken!
experiencing the lesbian equivalent of guys being convinced they could beat a moose in a fight or w/e. objectively i could not handle that but couldnt i?
I am 6'5" and almost 300lbs, and this is all I have to say on this matter.
